One thing for sure and two things for certain, I can’t live with my man and I can’t live without him. Lord knows he makes my blood boil at times and my heart sing at other times. Why the heck are men so intolerable? I try my best to turn a blind eye but some things I just can’t ignore. Here’s 10 things that are likely to get him on the blocked call list. Ladies, ya’ll let me know if these things annoy you too.
10. Like or comment on his ex’s Instagram pics
Does he want that old thing back or nah? I prefer that he deletes, unfollows or unfriends his ex. I better not see any smiley faces or heart-eyed emojis on her pics or there will be a problem.
9. Take hours to reply to my texts
Isn’t it annoying to miss a call, call the person right back only to get the voicemail?! I have the same feelings about texting. Don’t text me if you’re not prepared to reply back to my text within 2 minutes.
8. Leaving lousy tips
Don’t pretend like you don’t know that waiters work for tips. I make it a point to tip at least 20%. I’m honestly turned off by a guy that tips less than that.
7. Diss my friends
My friends are exactly what they are, MY friends! You don’t have to like them. Actually, I prefer that you not like them just don’t speak on it, k?
6. Telling me what not to wear
When you buy my clothes, then and only then can you tell me what I can and cannot wear.